i wish there was a way i could let work know in advance that i’m going to be on my period.
‘hey. so i can’t come in next tuesday because i’m starting my period.’
cause lets be real. day one period cramps are always the worst.
When the doctor said “please” and the doors opened, he was actually saying please to river, since he knew she was there. He was begging her to say his name so he didn’t have to
…and i just got all weepy. again.
I can’t wait until I can adopt some white children. I’ll name them Rashaad and Shanice. I can’t wait to take them out in public and relish in the questioning stares. I’ll be sure to tell everyone how I was able to rescue them from the perils of bland food and a lack of washrags. I’ll do their hair in traditional mullets. Ugh. It’ll be great.